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From: Dick Jackson <>
Subject: Re: What is the meaning of the term "Scot-Irish"
Date: Fri, 14 Mar 2003 11:39:28 -0800
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On Fri, 14 Mar 2003 01:50:41 GMT, "Maggie Stewart-Grant"
<> wrote:

>Stop me if you've heard this...
>
>Noah's Ark in Today's Society...
>
>The Lord speaks to Noah and says: "In one year, I am going to make it rain
>and cover the whole Earth with water until all is destroyed. But I want you
>to save the righteous people and two of every kind of living thing on the
>Earth. Therefore, I am commanding you to build an Ark."
>
>In a flash of lightning, God delivered the specifications for an Ark.
>
>Fearful and trembling, Noah took the plans and agreed to build the Ark.
>
>"Remember," said the Lord, "You must complete the Ark and bring everything
>aboard in one year."
>
>Exactly one year later, a fierce storm cloud formed and all the seas of the
>earth went into a tumult. The Lord saw Noah sitting in his front yard
>weeping.
>
>"Noah." He shouted, "Where is the Ark?"
>
>"Lord, please forgive me!" cried Noah. "I did my best but there were big
>problems. First, I had to get a permit for construction and your plans did
>not comply with the codes. I had to hire an engineering firm and redraw the
>plans.
>
>Then I got into a fight with OSHA over whether or not the Ark needed a fire
>sprinkler system and floatation devices.

Ah, OSHA. A Merkan "joke". Strange that s.c.usa is not on
distribution.

Dick J.


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