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From: "Maggie Stewart-Grant" <>
Subject: Re: What is the meaning of the term "Scot-Irish"
Date: Sat, 15 Mar 2003 16:45:45 GMT
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I stick to the people I love best, s.c.s. When I go to distribute to
others, they are not "reconciled" in my system. I'd do something about
that, if I cared enough! :-)

The Inimitable M.
"Dick Jackson" <> wrote in message
news:...
> On Fri, 14 Mar 2003 01:50:41 GMT, "Maggie Stewart-Grant"
> <> wrote:
>
> >Stop me if you've heard this...
> >
> >Noah's Ark in Today's Society...
> >
> >The Lord speaks to Noah and says: "In one year, I am going to make it
rain
> >and cover the whole Earth with water until all is destroyed. But I want
you
> >to save the righteous people and two of every kind of living thing on the
> >Earth. Therefore, I am commanding you to build an Ark."
> >
> >In a flash of lightning, God delivered the specifications for an Ark.
> >
> >Fearful and trembling, Noah took the plans and agreed to build the Ark.
> >
> >"Remember," said the Lord, "You must complete the Ark and bring
everything
> >aboard in one year."
> >
> >Exactly one year later, a fierce storm cloud formed and all the seas of
the
> >earth went into a tumult. The Lord saw Noah sitting in his front yard
> >weeping.
> >
> >"Noah." He shouted, "Where is the Ark?"
> >
> >"Lord, please forgive me!" cried Noah. "I did my best but there were big
> >problems. First, I had to get a permit for construction and your plans
did
> >not comply with the codes. I had to hire an engineering firm and redraw
the
> >plans.
> >
> >Then I got into a fight with OSHA over whether or not the Ark needed a
fire
> >sprinkler system and floatation devices.
>
> Ah, OSHA. A Merkan "joke". Strange that s.c.usa is not on
> distribution.
>
> Dick J.



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