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From: "Lou Halsan" <>
Subject: Daily joke - Lou Halsan
Date: Sat, 5 Dec 1998 19:25:03 -0800


A Texan was driving past Ole's farm in a big convertible with steer horns on
the hood. He saw Ole out front working on a tractor and stopped for a chat.
The Texan said, "How big a spread do you got here?"

To which Ole said, "It goes from da road here, back to dat woods back there,
and from da creek down there, over to da Johnsons barn up on dat hill. How
big a spread do you got?"

The Texan replied, "I can jump in my pickup truck and drive all day and not
get to the other side of my ranch."

Ole laughed, "I had me a truck like dat once myself and sold dat junker to
my crazy brother Sven."

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