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From: "Lou Halsan" <>
Subject: Daily Joke - Lou Halsan
Date: Wed, 9 Dec 1998 20:51:57 -0800


The neighbor boy, Billy, and little Ole had their birthdays in the same
week. They got together to compare presents. Billy got a new Motorcycle and
little Ole, whose parents weren't so wealthy, got a new pair of Tennis
Shoes. They both argued about whose gift was better and decided to race.

Billy took off and ran his cycle through first gear and into second gear. He
looked over and there was little Ole right next to him. Up through second
and into third and little Ole was running along side. Billy wound the cycle
up tight in third and hit fourth gear. When he looked over little Ole was
nowhere to be seen. Billy went back, only to find his friend lying in the
ditch with his left foot smoking.

Billy asked, " What are you doing in that ditch?"

Little Ole said back, "Did you ever blow a Tenny going 90?"

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