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From: "Lou Halsan" <>
Subject: Daily joke - Lou Halsan
Date: Mon, 14 Dec 1998 20:18:29 -0800


Little Ole was sitting at the kitchen table doing his school homework. He
had a puzzled look on his face as he considered the assignment that was
due--writing an essay about his origin. He turned to question his mother.

"Mama, vere did Grandma come from?" he asked.

"Da stork brought her, " answered Mama Lena.

"And vere did yew come from?" asked Little Ole.

"Da stork brought me, " his mother answered.

"And vere did I come from?" Little Ole inquired.

"Vell, son, da stork brought yew, tew, " Mama Lena replied.

With a scowl on his face, Little Ole picked up his pencil, turned to his
school tablet, and began writing his essay: "Dere have been no natural
births in our family for three yenerations."

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