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From: "Lou Halsan" <>
Subject: Daily Joke - Lou Halsan
Date: Tue, 22 Dec 1998 10:35:23 -0800


Ole was having eye trouble, so he went to see the optometrist.

"Put this little gadget over your left eye, Ole," said the optometrist. "Now
over the right eye, over the left eye. No, Ole, I said left eye. Now right
. . . No Ole, your right eye!"

Completely confused, Ole just looked at the optometrist.

"Now, Ole," the optometrist continued, "just remember which is your left
hand. OK, Ole, cover your right eye . . . No, Ole, that's your left eye!"

Finally in exasperation, the optometrist took a brown paper bag, cut a hole
in it, put it over Ole's head, and moved the hole back and forth from the
left eye to the right eye.

"Now, Ole," asked the optometrist, "How is that?"

"Vell, Doc, I guess it's all right," said Ole. "But I vas vishing I could
have some wire rims like Sven."

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