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From: "Lou Halsan" <>
Subject: Daily Joke - Lou Halsan
Date: Sun, 27 Dec 1998 11:00:06 -0800


Both Ole and Sven wanted some money, so they went to the bank for a loan.
Sven went in first. "I vant $10,000!"

"What do you do for a living?" asked the manager.

"Ay am a pilot!" said Sven.

"Well, that is a good profession!" said the manager, so he gave him the
money.

Then Ole went in and said, "I vant $10,000 too!"

"Well, what do you do for a living?" asked the manager.

"Ay am a lumberyack," he replied.

"Well, I can't give a lumberjack that kind of money," said the manager.

"Vell, vat's da deal vid dat, if I don't cut da vood, Sven can't pile it."

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