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From: "Lou Halsan" <>
Subject: Daily Joke - Lou Halsan
Date: Tue, 29 Dec 1998 19:00:01 -0800


Ole and Lena went to a fair. Ole was fascinated by the airplanes and asked a
pilot how much a ride would cost.

"$10 for 3 minutes, " replied the pilot.

"Dat's too much, " said Ole.

The pilot thought for a second and then said, "I'll make you a deal. If you
and your wife ride for 3 minutes without uttering a sound, the ride will be
free. But if you make a sound, you'll have to pay $10."

Ole and Lena agreed and went for a wild ride.

After they landed, the pilot said to Ole, "I want to congratulate you for
not making a sound. You are a brave man."

"Maybe so, " said Ole, "but I gotta tell ya, I almost screamed when my wife
fell out."

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