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From: "Lou Halsan" <>
Subject: Daily Joke - Lou Halsan
Date: Fri, 4 May 2001 14:42:49 -0700


I'm going to have to keep notes. I can never remember which
joke is next on the websites I use! I kind of read ahead,
you see. If I sent this yesterday, forgive me. Lou.
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A few years back, on the opening day of deer season, Ole and
Sven went hunting together. Sure enough, as was bound to
happen with Ole and Sven in the same swamp with guns, Ole
accidentally shot Sven.

Well, Ole jumps into the truck, drives down to the nearest
bar and calls the ambulance. Soon, the police, game wardens,
fire trucks, EMTs and the ambulance all show up at the scene
of the tragedy.

The EMTs work frantically on Sven while a nervous Ole waits
nearby.

Finally, one of the exhausted paramedics comes over to Ole.
"I'm sorry," she says, "We did everything we could. We just
couldn't save him."

"OH NO!",cries Ole. "My only brudder! Vat vill I do? I'm so
sorry, Sven! Vat could I have done to save you?"

"Well," said the EMT, with a look of disgusted anger on her
face, "It would've helped a LOT if you hadn't gutted him
out!"



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