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From: "Lou Halsan" <>
Subject: Daily Joke - Lou Halsan
Date: Sat, 5 May 2001 16:28:38 -0700


Ole and Sven were out fishing in the boat when Ole felt a
tug on his line. When he reeled in his catch he discovered
it was only an old lamp. While Ole was rubbing it dry there
was a sudden 'poof' and a genie appeared out of the lamp.
"Thank for freeing me from the lamp" said the genie. To show
my gratitude I will grant you one wish".

After thinking for a few minutes Ole finally told the genie
that his wish is for all of the water in the lake to turn
into beer. At Ole's request the genie raised his hands and
'poof', the entire lake turned into beer.

"Dat vas perty stupid!" said Sven

"Vy vas dat so stupid?" asked Ole

"Because," Sven replied, "now ve gonna hafta pee in da
boat."



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