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From: "Lou Halsan" <>
Subject: Daily Joke - Lou Halsan
Date: Sun, 27 May 2001 16:03:46 -0700


Ole was having eye trouble, so he went to see the
optometrist.

"Put this little gadget over your left eye, Ole, " said the
optometrist. "Now over the right eye, over the left eye. No,
Ole, I said left eye. Now right . . . No Ole, your right
eye!"

Completely confused, Ole just looked at the optometrist.

"Now, Ole, " the optometrist continued, "just remember which
is your left hand. OK, Ole, cover your right eye . . . No
Ole, that's your left eye!"

Finally in exasperation, the optometrist took a brown paper
bag, cut a hole in it, put it over Ole's head, and moved the
hole back and forth from the left eye to the right eye.

"Now, Ole, " asked the optometrist, "How is that?"

"Vell, Doc, I guess it's all right, " said Ole. "But I vas
vishing I could have some wire rims like Sven."




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