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From: "Lou Halsan" <>
Subject: Daily Joke- Lou Halsan
Date: Fri, 1 Aug 2003 17:39:03 -0700


from Marsha
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06 AM
Subject: THE GENIE......... ONE WISH DEAL....


Once upon a time, Ole and Sven were fishing when Sven pulled out a cigar
but didn't have a lighter so he asked Ole for a light. "Ya, shure, I
tink I
haff a lighter," he replied and reached into his tackle box and pulled
out
a 12-inch BIC lighter.
"Yiminy Cricket!" exclaimed Sven, "Vhere did yew get dat monster??"
"Vell," replied Ole, "I got it from my Genie." "You haff a genie?" Sven
asked.
"Ya, shure, he's right here in my tackle box," said Ole.
"Could I see him?" Ole opens his tackle box and out pops the genie.
Sven says, "Hey dere! I'm a good friend of your master. Vill you grant
me
vun vish?"
"Yes I will", the genie said, so Sven asks him for a million bucks. And
the
genie hops back into the tackle box and leaves him standing there
waiting
for his million bucks.
Suddenly the sky begins to darken and the sound of a million ducks
flying
overhead is heard! Sven yells to Ole, "I asked for a million Bucks, not
Ducks!"
Ole answers, "Ya, I forgot to tell yew, da genie is hard of hearing. Do
yew
really tink I asked him for a 12-inch BIC?"


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