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From: "Lou Halsan" <>
Subject: Daily Joke - Lou Halsan
Date: Sun, 11 Jan 2004 09:30:37 -0800


Lou, This isn't an original from me. I don't know who the author is.
Norris In Grand Forks, ND
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At New York's Kennedy airport today, an individual, later discovered to
be a public school teacher, was arrested trying to board a flight while
in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, and a calculator.

Attorney General John Ashcroft believes the man is a member of the
notorious al-gebra movement. He is being charged with carrying weapons
of math instruction. Al-gebra is a very fearsome cult, indeed. they
desire average solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on
a tangent in a search of absolute value. They consist of quite shadowy
figures, with names like "x" and "y", and, although they are frequently
referred to as "unknowns", we know they really belong to a common
denominator and are part of the axis of medieval with coordinates in
every country.

As the great Greek philanderer isosceles used to say, there are 3 sides
to every angle, and if God had wanted us to have better weapons of math
instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes. Therefore,
I'm extremely grateful that our government has given us a sine that it
is intent on protracting us from these math-dogs who are so willing to
disintegrate us with calculus disregard. These statistic bastards love
to inflict plane on every sphere of influence. Under the circumferences,
it's time we differentiated their root, made our point, and drew the
line. These weapons of math instruction have the potential to decimal
everything in their math on a scalene never before seen unless we become
exponents of a Higher Power and begin to factor-in random facts of
vertex.

As our Great Leader would say, Read my ellipse. Here is one principle he
is uncertainty of---though they continue to multiply, their days are
numbered and the hypotenuse will tighten around their necks.


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