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From: "Lou Halsan" <>
Subject: Daily Joke - Lou Halsan
Date: Sun, 18 Jan 2004 10:47:06 -0800


>From Joy G. Lou.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting
room, while their wives were in labor.

The nurse arrived and announced to the first man,
"Congratulations sir, you're the father of twins."

"What a coincidence", the man said with some obvious pride.
"I work for the Minnesota Twins baseball team."

The nurse returned in a little while and turned to the
second man, "You sir, are the father of triplets."

"Wow, that's really an incredible coincidence" he answered.
"I work for the 3M Corporation. My buddies will never let
me live this one down."

An hour later, while the other two men were passing cigars
around, the nurse came back, this time she turned to the 3rd
man - who had been quiet in the corner. She announced that
his wife had just given birth to quadruplets.

Stunned, he could barely reply. "Don't tell me! Another
coincidence?" asked the nurse. After finally regaining his
composure, he said. "I don't believe it. I work for the
Four Season's Hotel."

After hearing this, everybody's attention turned to Ole,
who had just fainted, flat out on the floor. The nurse
rushed to his side and after some time, he slowly gained
back his consciousness. When he was finally able to speak,
you could hear him whispering repeatedly the same phrase
over and over again.

"Ay should have never taken dat yob at 7-Eleven....
"Ay should have never taken dat yob at 7-Eleven....
"Ay should have never taken dat yob at 7-Eleven...."




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